Are you looking for true financial freedom? How would you like to retire early? Tired of your boring job, your boss from hell and your daily commute?
Well get over it, because your life doesn't get any better.

Welcome to Freedom 85! Where life is lived one day at a time. Where working is not just an option, but the only option.

Can you say, "Welcome to Walmart?" Well, you better start practicing....

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Another day older and deeper

So low you can't crawl under it
So high you can't crawl over it, So wide you can't get around, So deep in debt you'll never get out it.
With age comes maturity. And debt. Particularly with wages staying the same, costs increasing, and no savings. Credit like crack cocaine.
Give up. You can't win. The game is rigged. The house always wins.
Freedom 85 is your only hope.
Freedom 85 is all you can afford.
Freedom 85. It's all you could want. It's all you have.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Hold Until Maturity

What are you going to be when you grow up? What do you want to do when you grow up?

Do you want to grow up? What do you do if you are grown up, and still can't decide what you are

going to be, or what you want to do?

Financial analysts advise that certain securities must be held until maturity to realize, and I stress the point here, any kind of reasonable return.

Translation: they really have no clue, no more than you or Maggie the proverbial Monkey. They just want your money, and they might give it back to you at maturity.

Freedom 85 offers no security, and no maturity, as we are the generation that refuses to age.

The only way we have something to hold until maturity is to wrap our arms tight around ourselves and squeeze. If you have someone in your life you share intimacy with, wrap your arms around them and squeeze. Hold me until maturity.

Monday, June 1, 2009

A Deer in the Headlights?

Ever feel that life is coming at you like a speeding car in a tunnel? And you're the deer in the headlights? You stop and your life flashes before your eyes. Has it all been worthwhile? Do you have regrets- too few to mention?
It takes all your energy just to get through the day. Forget about tomorrow or the "future", whatever that may be. You see, there is no future. No future, No future for you.
This is not a bad thing; it is just what it is.

Freedom85 won't help you plan for your retirement.

Freedom85 does not offer any security, and you will definitely not make any money.

Freedom85 does not increase the size of your penis, exfoliate your skin, or help you meet the man of your dreams.

Freedom85 will not help you in any way.

Which is why you need it so desperately.

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